Blackley tampering, to bring hefty fine
Towns football club stalwart and Life Member, Andrew Blackley will go before the club fines master on the charge of "Score tampering". The high flying Blackley has come back to earth with a thud after comments went askew, like his kicking from the backline.
It was found that Blackley in his original game report, attempted to defraud the Towns football community of the actual final score in last weeks game, against the undefeated Bidyadanga.
Blackley reported the final Bidgy scoreline as 19.12 102. A snivling 6 yr old brought it to the editors attention, that the score line should read 19.12 126. A robbing of 24 points.
It is expected that the fines master will bring down a judgement this Thursday evening, that Blackley should pay the moderate sum of 24 Bush Chooks to the Townies football community.